A card game for a normal deck

Bong Hit 99

Play cards. Count up. Don’t go over 99.
Last player standing wins the hit.

2 – 8 players · one standard deck · you supply the rest

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Play a full hand right now, right here. No signup, no download, no weed required.

Keep an eye on the Ace of Clubs. You’ll see.

Want the demo in its own tab? Open it here.

Get the Rules

All you need is a deck of cards and the rules. The rules are free. Print them, copy them, pass them around.

Free Rules! The whole game, as a PDF. Free, always.

Or read the rules in your browser.

Deluxe PDF soon The rules with original art, plus the story of the game, maybe even some other stuff. Cheap. Coming pretty soon, like this fall or winter? This is our version of a hard sell.
The Deck soon A themed deck with original art. Get on the list and we’ll tell you when.

Tell Me When.

Want to read the entire Privacy Policy? It’s right over there.

What You Need

  • One standard 52-card deck. Any old deck will do.
  • Some time. Like, several minutes? That’s one hand. Play until you achieve your goals.
  • 2 to 8 players. Two works great. Eight works too.
  • Really? It’s good for couples? Oh, absolutely. The rules have a whole section called The Most Intimate Circle.
  • The rules. Free, always.
  • A bong, and something to put in it. That part is on you.

The Entire Privacy Policy

Here’s the whole privacy policy, since you’re the kind of person who reads it, and I know that because, well, hi, howyadoin, I hope your day is going well. Anyway: If you give us your email, we keep it so we can tell you when the deck exists, and maybe a couple of other times a year when we have something to tell you. Right now it sits with our web host, Netlify. When we start sending, it moves to an email service that does the sending for us. Those are the only other hands it passes through. We don’t sell it or trade it, and we never will. Every email we send will have an unsubscribe link, and it’ll work. The site counts visitors with GoatCounter, which uses no cookies and can’t tell who you are. Our fonts come from Google, so your browser says hi to Google when the page loads.

That’s the entire privacy policy. You should go tell your friends you’ve earned the “Read an entire Privacy Policy” badge, because you did and maybe they’ll make you one. Way to go!

Friends have been playing this game in living rooms since 1993. That first living room was in Amherst, Massachusetts and it was very hazy. Now Bong Hit 99 is yours. May your living room be hazy.